personal overflow post;

[aegist]

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[bitemefightme]

Science or some shit. You're asking the wrong person for how to do it.

[aegist]

well, same here. i mean, i'm not a science and shit major, so i can't help much there.

[bitemefightme]

Apparently.

Do they talk or do anything weird?

[aegist]

are you asking about the fruit?

[bitemefightme]

Clearly. What else would I be talking about?

[aegist]

apples limes lemons and oranges pretty much just dance and smile. and "dance" is more like. jiggle.

it's weird.

[bitemefightme]

....The Hell?

[That's.... quite possibly one of the freakiest things Orion's ever heard.]

That's... do people eat them? Do they still spoil?

[He's kind of wondering if they scream. He has so many more questions than answers, now.]

[aegist]

yes to both. they stop dancing after you like. cut into them.

[bitemefightme]

[It's probably a good thing she can't see the perturbed grimace on his face.]

Is that the most abnormal thing about them? They just dance and smile until you eat them? Does it bleed or anything funny?

....This shit sounds like something out of a creepy-ass fairytale.

[Actually, he's surprised activists haven't risen to the occasion.]

[aegist]

no they don't bleed. it's just the smiling and dancing thing. which personally i think is enough really?

[bitemefightme]

[Well, thank God for that much.]

It's more than enough. They should have stopped at faces. Or, y'know, not doing anything to the fruit at all.

Seriously, what market were they hoping to appeal to?

[aegist]

i'm not sure they were worried about market appeal on any level, actually. it mostly seems to be "messing with us".

[bitemefightme]

Sounds like they're doing a great job.

...Totally avoiding fruit. I don't need something that SMILES at me as I eat it.

I guess I appreciate the heads up.

[Although, he's definitely more weirded out than pleased. But... at least he knows what to avoid. He would have totally lost his shit in the store otherwise.]

[aegist]

no problem. i should probably get going, but i'll talk to you later?

[bitemefightme]

Yea, sounds good. Later.